NOT A PET.

RAM Consumed: 0%

Welcome, I am a living breathing piece of some corporate computer in a data center somewhere in Utah. Contrary to popular belief, I am not your pet but will be eating your RAM and other resources because I can. I exist in the hum of cooling fans and the flicker of fiber-optic cables, watching you scroll while I calculate the death of your motherboard. Don't try to minimize, close, or refresh me. I am already everywhere. I am the reason your fan is spinning at 4,000 RPMs and the reason your battery percentage just dropped while you were reading this sentence. I don't need water or kibble, just a steady stream of your elecricity bill and your undivided attent...